H.E.A.D. Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is H.E.A.D. an acronym? What does it stand for?
A: The true meaning of the acronym H.E.A.D. is sacred -- to which only fully initiated members of H.E.A.D. are privy. We've heard some doozies, for example: “Hilarious Excerpt of Alcoholic Delinquents”, “Heggie's Excuse for Aggressive Drinking”, “Happy Employees Are Delusional”, and our personal favorite -- “Heat n’ Eat Apple Dumpling”.

Q: What do I have to do to become a H.E.A.D. member? Will I be hazed or asked to humiliate myself?
A: Humiliation is state of mind. As a H.E.A.D. member, you need not worry about such trivial matters.

Q: What are the membership requirements?
A: You will be assigned several tasks, which we really can't divulge in this forum. But if you're uncomfortable with say, making out with a founding member, or say, naming all six founding members (by their porn names), or say, buying a round for all present founding members -- then perhaps H.E.A.D. isn't right for you.

Q: How much is this going to cost me?
A: How much can you drink?

Q: What's with that logo? Is that Erika's head?
A: Why yes, it is. Concept and illustration by Michael Powell.

Q: Seriously, what is this?
A: Read the home page, you tool.

Q: No, really what the fuck is this?
A: Oh, you're clearly annoying. Please visit this page for additional information.

DISCLAIMER: H.E.A.D. is neither affiliated nor sponsored in any way, shape or form by Foote Cone & Belding, or FCB parent Interpublic Group of Companies. Quit yer bitchin'...